Do you know how fucking hard it is to become tech-savvy when you have no desire or will power to BE tech-savvy? Hi there, allow me to introduce myself…the worlds most nonconforming pain-in-the-ass, when it comes to pain-in-the-ass world-wide-interwebs nonsense.

Seriously, I thought the internet, with all it’s technology, robots, machines, etc, were supposed to un-complicate our lives. Here I am, trying to launch business ideas, create a website and simplify matters when all of a sudden, BAM, alert goes off that McAfee is trying to infect or disinfect my hardware, a picture downloaded from a cell phone now isn’t compatible to the software and my $1,000 laptop will need to purchase a new license just to accommodate said pic. I mean, what the actual fuck!

Okay, rant somewhat over, at least on paper its over. For now, back to the drawing board, which always feels like square one to me, and probably is taking up more brain power and thought process than really needed. You know what I do need, McAfee, HP and Apple, I need a skilled little fairy to sit in my perfectly organized pocket, ready for me to pull him/her out and say, this is the idea, lets make it happen! And while those cute little sweet magical fairies wave their wands and POOF, shit gets done, please feel free to leave me in the dark with that particular shit I don’t necessarily need to know when it comes to semantics and information.